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Alex from Target

Alex from Target is a hardcore pimp who recently gained fame as an Instagram sensation for reasons beyond the comprehension of any sane person.
Alex from Target bagged my bags when no one else would.
by 2talltman November 2, 2014
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Alex

The name of possibly the greatest person ever in existence. No one is immune to the great amazingness of anyone with the name Alex. Often mistaken for Jesus Christ, even though Alex is much, much greater than Jesus.
"It's Jesus!!!"
"Aw, fuck no, that's Alex."
"REALLY?!?!"
by Doublecoolawesome October 1, 2011
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Alex of Cock

The act of being a wonderful Mathematician, whilst also getting A*s in everything and chair-shagging.
Hey, Alex of Cock, get off my chair with your weinus.

Das nasty.
by RonBodWettyPants June 1, 2010
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Alexa's Backpack

1. a purple backpack in which contains an exotic print to qualify as of having an 'indie'-like style

2. a Jansport backpack owned by Alexa, who will claw your face off while ignoring your screams if you do not like this backpack, afterward feeding the remains to nearby pigeons as she laughs psychotically in the background
"Hey, Alexa! I see you bought a new backpack."
"Hey, Alex, and yeah, I did! What do you think?"
"Oh, well, it's okay. It's pretty cool."
"Pretty cool?"
"Well yeah, I mea--"
"HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE MY BACKPACK!?"
"I--"
"I'LL MAKE YOUR DEATH LOOK LIKE A TRAGIC SUICIDAL INCIDENT!!!"

~*~

"Hey, man. Did you hear about what happened to Alex after she said that she didn't love Alexa's Backpack?"
"I don't repeat such things, Samantha. Never again."
"But--"
"Never again."
by Frothers August 8, 2012
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Alex jepson

some asian person with a mother named louise, brother is inbred, and african, he rapes mitchell hodgsons arsehole and teabags george tindles face.
by turtle balls June 14, 2013
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Alex Sandmire

A term that means that you like it a eight inch all american all the way up the ass, some say so far that it touches their stomach.
Hey big boy, why don't you just come over here and Alex Sandmire me?
by Kris haas December 5, 2013
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alex the brown

It's when you become a legend of being penetrated in the ass by many horses and surviving while your asshole is filled with cum.
Alex the Brown survived the massive horse dick.
by StoryGod June 3, 2014
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