Adam 

Has the capability to murder everthing and everyone. Chooses not to because he is lazy.

Holy fuck please God spare me Adam please

Adam by Teeee here November 6, 2021

Adam 

That one kid that is super cool, so hot and incredibly handsome, he has like at least 5 minutes of coding experience so he could code you a child ;)

That guy over there, he's such an Adam

Adam by totally not schmiffy November 17, 2021

Adam 

A faggot; a Pearson who is overly unfunny and unpleasant to be around; overall a cunt

This faggot (Adam) really thinks being edgy is funny?

Adam by Gungaga November 20, 2021

Adam 

The ultimate sex guru who also gives life advice
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him

Me: do itttt
Adam: what
Me: yk…
Adam: ESHAY BAHHHHH

Adam by Urslut<3 November 21, 2021

Adam 

Expert a person who helps pupils during their exams in order to pass the exam.

Ehsan, please give me an "Adam".

Adam by examiner007 November 21, 2021

Adam 

Adam is handsome, funny, tall and deadlifts more than your crush. He is called big dick because he has a giant Willy.
All girls love Adam because he is the definition of perfect.

Girl A: Hey do you Adam
Girl B : Yes of course he is so sexy
Girl A : For sure his dick is so huge and he is handsome
Girl B : Yes😩

Adam by Rahmacito November 21, 2021

Adam 

A person who says random shit. Has a worrying obsession with Ninjas and 50" flat screen TVs mounted to ceilings

Literally Everyone: "..."
Adam: "What if ninjas where invisible"

Adam: I am going to buy a 50" TV and mount in to my ceiling to watch anime

Adam by Rad Vlad the Top Lad November 21, 2021