Alcoholic

Kian Jones

Creature that finds you on a Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, claiming he's a sober driver when he is in no state to be one. Drinks at least 15 alcoholic drinks x 3 a week.

by Kian Jones February 11, 2025

Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems

Alcohol the cause and solution of all of life’s problems: Quoted by the famous Sherlock Holmes, and homer simpson it shows how drinking can temporarily make you forget your troubles… but usually ends up creating even bigger ones. Perfect for anyone who’s learned the hard way that booze is a double-edged sword.

Lee: Bruv, I love drinking beer, it makes me forget all my problems… but next thing you know, you’ve spent loads of money, been sick, lost your wallet, upset your Mrs… and somehow you’ve got even more problems than when you started. LOL.

Frank: Yes, bruv… you know what they say Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems .

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 3, 2026

Alcoholiday

A holiday where you hang out at bars and drink all day.

An alcoholiday is where you don’t go sightseeing but just hang out at bars and drink on your holidays.

by Traceless February 6, 2026

Alcoholicist

Someone who is a alcoholic enthusiast.

“Wow, Emily is a real alcoholicist.”

by alcoholicgf May 27, 2025

Alcoholic

Someone named Hannah who can’t go without a drink even at a funeral it’s giving Frank Gallagher

drinking in church is just like the vibe

No that’s an alcoholic Hannah

by Frank Gallagher 2.0 July 26, 2025

Alcoholism

Alcoholism (ăl′kə-hô-lĭz″my), is the ideological belief that Alcohol is the solution to many or all problems that face the world. Famous alcoholics include Ulysses S. Grant, Vincent Van Gogh, and Bob from the bar down the street.

"The ideology of alcoholism first came to prevalence during the economic turmoil of the early 20th century" -Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, History's Alcoholics, History Channel

by Uncle_Samuel1108 November 7, 2025

Undercover alcoholic

A alcoholic but a secret one

Your a undercover alcoholic

Vanessa 2k15

by Theradgeorge December 5, 2015