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Poser

You hear all the time about white guys who wear Fubu and act like they are from Compton. You never hear a song about a white guy who dresses like one of the tribe in Sierra Leobe and talks the way Leo DiCaprio talks at times in Blood Diamond.
Poser- What's up my brew? Let me get a cigarette about of dem pack in your pocket mon.
Other white guy- What the fuck is wrong with this poser?
Third white guy- I don't...
Poser- My name is dead body mon, don't call me poser mon.
Third white guy- At least he has more imagination than most posers, he's trying even harder than the guys that act like they're from Compton.
by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020
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Poser

Incorrect spelling of the word "posuer", mainly used by morons and 7th graders.
Dave: "Steve is such a poser."
Mark: "You mean he poses for pictures like a model?"
Dave: "No, he tries to be something he isn't."
Mark: "You mean a poseur? You're an idiot, dude! You told me you're smart. I guess that makes you a poseur."
by Lauco July 27, 2016
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by urmom3 October 8, 2021
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Poser

The fresh, streetwise girl from Dunwoody that always talks about all the uptight posers around her. She might even rap about them in her turbo charged ride when nobody is looking/recording, who knows but her.
She was a poser, but everybody seemed to respect her for some reason. It might have been her bank account.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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Someone more confused about who they are than anything else, though the confusion fills other areas of their life.
Poser- Don't lie to me, I don't look like a horse's ass.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
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someone who can't think up their own shit. posers should die. aka fucking idiot.
by bread infection November 25, 2009
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poser bait

Poser bait is a Groupie (usually female) that chases after Posers or Celebrities. They are usually very picky about who they go with. Some may call them Gold Diggers.
Becky is such poser bait. She can go out with Vinny, but instead she's all dressed up waiting to get backstage for Axel at the GNR Concert.
by Sinfully Vin April 21, 2018
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