deuce fifty

Two dollars and fifty cents.

Throw down deuce fifty for this joint.

by d-unit July 19, 2003

double deuce

First Defintion: When someone wears underwear and then turns them inside out and wears them the next day.

Second Definition: Imagine one sitting taking a shit, he thinks he's done, reaches for the toilet paper and then has another full shitting session. A double deuce!

"Why is there a skidmark on the outside of your panties?" You double deucer!

"Sorry it took so long, I had a double deuce."

by LSZ,SJZ,JSS April 19, 2006

ace deuce

Gambling terminology. Refers to a no-win situation.

I'm stuck with an 8AM Friday class. It's a total ace deuce.

You're ordering the chicken? I don't know...Sounds like you're gonna ace deuce on that one.

The airline lost your luggage? Man, you got ace deuced.

by Kate P February 17, 2006

Deuce Bigalow

When you have to drop a deuce--bigtime...

Listen here chump sucka! I gotta Deuce Bigalow... Ya jive?

by doos September 24, 2004

deuce

A man with a large penis

Girl says "That boy is a deuce!"

by Bob November 16, 2002

deuce loose , deuce loosemeat sandwich

noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.

3. see cameltoe

1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.

2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.

by d-man December 10, 2003

Steamy Deuce

1) The act of having 20+ outs in poker and the irrelevant duece pops like it's nobody's bidness.
2)A gargantuian Shit, often ending on the walls of a friends house

1)"I had 21 outs to the nuts and of course full tilt puts up the steamy deuce on the river"
2)Al ate 4 habenero peppers and exploded a steamy deuce all over the toilet and bathroom wall.

by kp one and only February 25, 2010