Wilson Mom

“Wilson Mom” - Noun
plural: Wilson Moms
informal
: an attractive woman of the age of 30-55 with a rich husband, living in or near the town of Wilson Wyoming.

“Wilson Moms” come in a variety of assortments, but all give “attractive soccer mom” vibes. The best way to spot them will be tight fitting pants, the latest IPhone tucked in the back left pocket, a thermal or sweater accompanied by a Pearl Street Bagel coffee cup, and Stio Hat.

Be warned! Most Wilson Moms tend to be Karens

“Look out, Wilson Mom at 3 o’clock”

by BeSlamming November 12, 2023

Jamie hall-wilson

(litterally a random name i came up with a random name btw)
People with this name seem like the type to guilt trip, lie, and make everything about herself

Jamie hall-wilson seems kinda mean..

by Jade_Mochizuki August 22, 2022

hugh wilson

also known as "gooba", slang for snot

if someone's picking their nose, you say they pulled out a "gooba"

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

Hot Wilson

When you’ve touched food that’s too hot and pull your hand away like Jim does from Wilson in Friday Night Dinner

Burnt my fucking fingers after picking up that bastard fishcake. Did a proper hot wilson

by Teed33 January 28, 2022

Craig Wilson

Craig is a gym-going muscle man that lives to surf. He also has a small dick

Craig Wilson's don't surf as a hobby, it's a way of life for them.

by CWilliams96 April 28, 2015

sinner Wilson

an offensive term for a person charged with, and subsequently imprisoned for, economic crimes such as tax fraud, tax evasion, insurance scams and ponze schemes.

a good modern example of a sinner Wilson, IMHO, would be Bernard Maddoff or Conrad Black

by Sexydimma February 26, 2015

The Wilson

The Wilson is a sex move based on the film Cast Away featuring Tom Hanks
To perform The Wilson, you first start by fisting a woman while she's on her period, now with a blood covered hand you make a hand print on her face while fucking her

Hey, I totally gave that chick from the bar The Wilson last night. My bed sheets are ruined.

by GameNight777 February 20, 2024