Chinese cannoli

when two guys get there dicks stuck in a Chinese finger trap and they keep pulling until its filled with cream

did you see those two guys making a Chinese cannoli it was gross

by bobbert slasher December 29, 2007

Chinese Food

The cum Asian girls swallow after a blowjob

That chick swallowed every last bit of Chinese food I gave her last night after giving me the meanest blowjob

by chorizogordo June 18, 2016

Chinese Taxi

To plow (sexually) the entire crowd, or a large portion of it, before leaving the scene.

That house party sounds like it's all chicks. We must crash, give those bitchez a Chinese Taxi.

by chunga blutarski October 5, 2009

chinese facial

A Sexual act combination where a woman's face is repeatedly smacked on the checks and forehead while her male partner is in the midst of ejaculation.

In all of the excitement of actually giving her the Chinese Penis Torture, he covered her in aChinese Facial!

by James Fallon July 15, 2020

Chinese Timeout

After cumming on the girls face, the guy then uses his thumbs to pull the girls eyes laterally to make asian eyes.

The bitch wouldn't shut up so I gave her the chinese timeout!

by IWATCUECIW November 19, 2012

Chinese Food

An erasmus Belgian way to invite a girl to make you a bloujob

do you want today to go out to eat chinese food

by PISA February 9, 2005

Chinese Buffet

While having intercourse with your partner, you tell your parter that you will not fornicate unless you can put a spring roll up her. If she agrees, you take a large spring roll (not duck; preferably vegetable) and put it all inside her, pulling out the bean sprouts (one at a time).

Mandy wanted to have sex with Kevin, but he would not let her without having a Chinese Buffet first.

While Barry enjoyed the buffet, the bean sprouts were somewhat off-putting.

by Neville544444 April 23, 2009