A Velcro bitch is the highest level of clingers, topping even a level 5 clinger.
A Velcro bitch is a woman or man that claim relationship status of a person without even meeting in person.
I met a Velcro bitch online from another state that wanted to be official couples prior to ever meeting for first date and repeatedly talks about wanting to be married.
Most gay assholes hit you in the head and say "should have had a V8", next timewell try hitting someone in the balls and say "sould have had a fuze bitch"