B.A.M.F 

Bad Ass Mother Fucker

Person 1:I went to every exam except for one.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Indonesian
Person 2: Oh you're such a B.A.M.F

Person 1: Hey your brother is such a B.A.M.F

Person 1: AHHH! it's a bird, i'm so scared of them.
Person 2: Feed one, be a B.A.M.F

Person 1: I'm a Bitch.
Person 2: That's a B.A.M.F thing to say

Person 1: What did you get into jail for?
Person 2: I took a shit on my hand and rub it on the building
Person 1: Oh, you a Bad Ass Mother Fucker
Person 2: You mean a B.A.M.F

B.A.M.F by TheB.A.M.Fdude October 1, 2010

F.A.B.A.S.A. 

fat ass bad ass skinny ass

you are a F.A.B.A.S.A.

F.A.B.A.S.A. by Fuck a Goat August 3, 2007

L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L 

Laughing My Fuckin Ass Off While Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud

guy 1: did you see that n00b get pwnd
guy 2: yeah i was L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L
guy 1: you too!

L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L by Little Ninja April 4, 2009

F.A.G.

a "Fucking Awesome Girlfriend."

ie., I'm about to go out with my fag.

F.A.G. by goblinhats October 21, 2003

F.A.G.

Acronym for Flailing Arms Girl. Often used as a derogatory term for an annoying bitch. See also Susan.

"Man, F.A.G. won't shut the fuck up today, I'm gonna slap her bitch box back to Canada."

F.A.G. by BobbyBill$ November 30, 2004

B.A.M.F 

Broke Ass Mother Fucker

Man, I totally overdrew my checking account. I am such a B.A.M.F.

B.A.M.F by juliemack July 11, 2007

F.A.G.

An offshoot of the word Fag and Faggot, F.A.G. is actually an abbreviation meant:

(F)ucking (A)nnoying (G)uy/(G)irl

F.A.G.s are those individuals that get underneath your skin no matter how tolerant you may be.

(The women yelling at her 10 kids at Walmart; The homeless drug addict asking you for money; The Tranny waving his genitals at the Gay Pride Parade)

Furthermore, because F.A.G. is so similar to the word Fag/Faggot, it isn't necessarily meant to disparage someone's sexuality but can and probably will. In that case, see Fag and Faggot for future reference.

Additionally, FAG can also be attributed to those undividyals who cannot take any sort of criticism

Example #1
Setting: Walmart

Mother: KIDS! Git the fak ova here!

Kids: Yelling, screaming, running all over the store while the baby in the cart smells like shit cause Mom hasn't changed it because she's busy on her phone texting her dealer.

Women Bystander: God that woman is acting like such a F.A.G.

Example #2

Setting: Miday in Downtown

Man: *Walking down the street minding his own business*

Homeless druggie: Hey mang, got a dollar you can spare mang. C'mon mang. I gots the itch mang!

Man: Hell Nah! You're high as a fucking kite dude!

Homeless druggie: Bitch...

Man: Quit being a F.A.G. man. *Walks away*

Example #3
Setting: Long Beach Gay Pride Parade

Tranny: *Waltzing around in his mini dress flashing his genitalia to everyone around him*

Friend #1 to Friend #2: You know, I'm all for Gays and all but that Tranny flaunting his balls is acting like one big F.A.G. man.

Friend #2: Yup. One big F.A.G. indeed.

Example #4

Bro #1: Hey man, would you mind reading my final paper and give me any tips?

Bro #2: Sure thing! Let me see... *continues to read paper and make notes* Returns paper to Bro #1 with many a tips.

Bro #1: Yo what the fuck dude! I asked you to read it, NOT grade the damn thing!

Bro #2: You asked for criticism and this is MY criticism.

Bro #1: *Smacks lips and walks away*

Bro #2: Dude, you're being annoying. Quit acting like such a F.A.G..

F.A.G. by InstupituousJay May 18, 2017