Poke War

Guy: I've been in this poke war for like, 5 months
Girl: that is some intense facebook sex
Guy: It's great.
by Missygal8 February 26, 2010
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Guild Wars

A game which is pretty addicting but not as much as WoW. No monthly fees which rocks.

At times it can get addicting. I played for 10 hours straight the other day
Dude 1: What are you doing?
Dude 2: Playing Guild Wars
Dude 1: Well wanna come to the pool?
Dude 2: I guess man..Gimme 10 minuets to finish up, I'm ABin
Dude 1: Alright whata bout you Dude 3
Dude 3: Nah, i gotta a raid in WoW and I cannot miss that.
by Slipknot4133 August 12, 2008
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cold war

a period of rivalry that included a nuclear arms race between the West and Communist countries—primarily between the US and the former USSR—over global primacy. It began just after WWII and lasted until the fall of the Soviet Union in the early 1990s when the USSR dissolved. It left the USSR bankrupt, and the fall of the communists dissolved the USSR into separate countries now known as the Commonwealth of Independent States. The US then became the soul superpower in the world. During the cold war, the Soviets sent the first person into outer space, but it was the US that landed on the moon. The cold war led to the Red Scare, a fear of Communism in America by which people would build bomb shelters in case the Soviet Union attacked. In the 1960s, the USSR and the US nearly went to war over the Cuban Missle Crisis. In the 1980s President Ronald Reagan called the Soviet Union an “evil empire” and boldly demanded that they tear down the Berlin Wall.
The Cold War was basically of "war of wrods" between the US and the Societs for 5 decades.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 16, 2008
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war pig

I got drunk and ended up getting it on with this war pig.
by demander January 17, 2003
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war on

It's actually one word ... waron ... rhymes with "moron" ... a totally inept soldier who's more of a liability to himself and his own troops than he is to the enemy ... doesn't know one end of a rifle from the other.
Look at that dumbass waron trying to peel a hand grenade!!!
by SpyGuy March 03, 2004
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War On Terror

a political catch phrase that gives news media boobs like those in CNN and FOX News something to package up and present as entertainment for the armchair warriors to watch on TV and cheer while the economy continues its decline unnoticed.
1. the phrase "war on terror" was used by some Congress members when Libya and the United States forces were fighting in 1986. The Libyan government was accused of orchestrating terrorist attacks all around the Mediterrean Sea, the Middle East and Europe.

2. when Bill Clinton launched missile attacks against al-Qaida bases in Afghanistan and the Sudan in 1998, the term "war on terror" was also used.

3. after the horrible 9/11 attacks the term "war on terror" was used once again, this time George W. Bush said it.

4. Come to think of it, with the various definitions of "terror" maybe there's always been a War On Terror thruout most of history. Fancy cutesy-wutsey terms boost ratings and sell papers. After all, we've had a "War On Drugs", the Cold War ended in 1989, and when I was in the San Francisco Bay area the mayor launched her "War On Graffiti". Then lately some fundies griped about a "War On Christmas" that really ain't happening. Makes certain people look good, I guess. Give me a buzz when the war ends in victory. I'm outta here.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 20, 2009
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prank war

Well, look up war. A war itself is an open, armed, and often prolonged carried on between two opposing parties. Assuming we all know what pranks are (whether we know any good ones or not), a prank war is a war between two parties where the combat you'd expect from a war is nothing more than practical jokes. The opposing parties are usually two groups of highschool students, and is usually started from hatred of the group of higher status (or popularity) to the one of lower status, for whatever the reasons.

Prank wars range from all degrees; simple prank wars, mild prank wars, and all-out wars. Simple prank wars ususally consist nothing more than pissing the other team off occasionally. A mild prank war is when plans start going into action, and getting others involved that really have no meaning in the war whatsoever; any pranks you can think of without any physical means is considered 'mild', like hacking someone's online journal or tagging their school locker. Mild prank wars do tend to get pretty bad and argumentitive, but its really just a battle in wit, really, but as soon as that physical means is acheived, we've moved on to an all-out war.

An all-our war usually starts with the typical water balloon throw, but it does tend to escalate from there. This is usually the point where pranks are no longer done for fun, but for pure vengeance and great dislike of the other team; points begin to seize count for both teams because no one's interested any more, feelings start to get hurt, parents get involved, and the cops are called. It usually doesn't get this far, but its been known to happen.

All a prank war really is is the 'cooler' teams way of saying to the 'lesser' team, "We don't like you, so we're going to do all this nasty shit to you and call it a prank war so you don't get all emo and we don't get in trouble." Then again, while some prank wars really ARE just done for fun, some aspect of hate is usually involved, and prank wars are usually started as an excuse to get revenge on someone of the opposing team. As prank wars go, the 'lesser' team ususally wants nothing to do with the war, until something extremely personal is done to them. In rare cases, the lesser team can exceed the greater team, and in that rare occasion things often tend to escalate into an all-out quite quickly.
Cool kid #1: I hate those emos. They're such posers.
Cool kid #2: And they're always messing with our shit.
Cool kid #3: They think they're so hxc, but its ridiculous.
Cool kid #1: Why don't we just start a prank war to get back at them for all the shit they've done to us?
Cool kid #2: Great idea. Time for payback.

Later, after the emos find out

Emo kid #1: The cool kids are after us again.
Emo kid #2: As if they ever leave us alone. I hate being unpopular.
Emo kid #3: Maybe we shouldn't have messed with them.
Emo kids #1 and #2: Yea.
Emo kid #2: Pass me the razor.
by og c00l kid June 17, 2006
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