Capnazcommufascilibertamonarchanarchbolsheantifaimperiaconservaprogressicentripoliticist

A person who has similar political beliefs to that of a teenager

Person 1: I'm Democratic
Person 2: Well I'm a Communist
Person 3: I'm centrist.
Person 4: IM ALL!!
Person 2: wtf do u mean
Person 4: I mean I am a Capnazcommufascilibertamonarchanarchbolsheantifaimperiaconservaprogressicentripoliticist
Person 1: bro

by KevinLol777 May 11, 2024

Capital Q

A gangster, a straight talking hustler, a collector of all things Switch and a master of all things TMBG trivia. Winner of an Emmy award but can't get laid for shiiiiit

"He's such a Capital Q that even Quinn Collard wouldn't swig his backwash."

by cockwafer May 14, 2024

Cappy’s

A verb used to refer to yourself/someone else who is about to black out and puke everywhere

Mark: Bro I’m so hammered

Dave: How hammered?
Mark: I think I’m gonna Cappy’s all over your bathroom later

by myhairysack21 May 19, 2024

Captain Friday

A common exclamation, used by everyone from Gen Z to Joe Biden.

“You got no fizz, Captain Friday!”
“Folks, did you see what the Republicans did? Captain Friday! I couldn’t believe it!”

by artythesmarty May 20, 2024

Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an Obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam Knock Off. This Sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan Administration.

I’d rather eat a Wet Asshole than a Dry ass Cape May Carver!

by PannyRipper May 22, 2024

Cappy

A top hat living in the cap kingdom in Super Mario Odyssey. He is now friends with Mario.

I like how Cappy is now replacing Mario's hat in this game

by elaboratescanner04 May 27, 2024

Captain Warpspeed

45th president of the United States and WEF stooge, Donald Trump. Named so due to Operation Warpspeed.

"WAKAWOOGA MAGAMOOGA TRUST THE PLAN! DVRK MVGV TRVMP!"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"

by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell May 30, 2024