A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter

Expresses how interconnected our world is.

Gregory: "I can't believe Salvador and Danny know each other. That's so weird."

Al: "Well, you know what they say. A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter."

by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

I want to make a basket with people

A group of people involved in an orgy

I want to make a basket with people suh as ....

by Fuckmeinmyasshole69 September 21, 2016

I was on the bus with it

The act of getting road head while driving a big vehicle.

Bro, how did things go with that girl last night? "I was on the Bus with it"

by ksteeze November 25, 2016

bop you in the nose with a sea urchin

A popular word used in the North of Dublin to explain the act of hitting someone in the face out of anger

"SHUP YOU RAH OR I'LL BOP YOU IN THE NOSE WITH A SEA URCHIN" said Anto

by LIL MARCO December 1, 2016

are you trying to fuck with me?

don't mess with me

are you trying to fuck with me?

by Khado April 15, 2017

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018