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The Immaculate Penis of John

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
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Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
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Dirty Crazy John

When ones Penis is so large when he gets an erection it caused them to pass out.
Chris, had a dirty crazy john so he passed out cold.
by Crazyjohn1911 April 30, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.
I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!
by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025
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Being a John

causing irriation and annoyance with a sprinkle of green sword syndrome
Hey I am being a John, listen to me or I will ban you
by Gabbanga February 12, 2025
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Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.
“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
by thejohner May 16, 2025
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