A wedding planned and executed within a 3 month time span, often held in an outdoor area with little or no reception
I have to drive 5 hours to attend my friend's white water wedding and they probably only rented one porta-potty
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Get the Blue Balls White Dick mug.White Mutt: noun: a white person that is from so many places you don't know where all they're from without from without an ancestry test. they will often tell you the exact percentages they get on any ancestry test they may get.
friend 1: I'm 20% German, 10% Irish, 2% Polish, 1% Scottish, .01% Jewish, 40% Scandinavian, 20% icelandic, but the reason I tan is because I'm 0.0002% Cherokee princess.
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