Butt Shower

A shower taken for the specific purpose of cleaning one's butt after defecating. Usually a 30 second to 1 minute ordeal, a butt shower typically only involves cleaning one's butt using a removeable showerhead or, in some cases, hands. A butt shower can sometimes evolve into a regular shower. Often used by bidet owners when traveling to a place where they will not have a bidet (i.e. a hotel or AirBNB.)

Ludwig: I took two showers that day; the second one was just for my butthole.
Anthony: Oh, I love a butt shower.
Aiden: That's what I was doing in Australia!
Nick: Dude, I've butt showered on every trip I've gone on.

by pokewaffles January 29, 2023

Bogus Butts

A bum ass nigga

Damn he a bogus Butts.

by 5frmda6 January 29, 2023

Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.

Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.

by TOTEMIR February 6, 2023

Butt crack

The line between your booty cheeks

My butt crack is itchy

by anonymous February 7, 2023

NaeNae butt stain

When a sister eats fried chicken and leaves a skid mark in the booth

keke: girl, that chicken is running right through me. I don’t want to leave a NaeNae butt stain in this booth
Laelae: oh, whatever, it won’t be the first time

by Butter Mike February 8, 2023

butt

a cushion created by God and/or science in order to sit on things like chairs. it was not meant to be used for degradation. it is also used awfully when you have to use the restroom.

“ass was not the correct word for butt”

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

butt plugger pete

A democratic flag that cares less about Ohio and more about Ukraine.

That butt plugger Pete ruined our water supply and is sure a toolbag .

by anonymous February 21, 2023