one eyed poker face

while receiving oral sex the male ,just before orgasm, will swiftly jerk his penis from the womens mouth and poke her in the right eye with it then when she screams shove his penis balls deep down her throat and ejaculate.
dave felt his balls tremble with excitment so he ripped his swollen pecker from sallys mouth and jabbed her right eye with it. sally screamed in pain only to be gaged by daves monster meat. laughing dave said " and thats why they called him 'one eyed poker face'."
by JonSyn November 14, 2009
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rock my face off

Makes you happy/horny/laugh or otherwise greatly affected.
You rock my face off!
Do you like Alkaline Trio? They rock my face off! Yeah I screwed Chris, he rocked my face off!
by Dsay Diane Nev October 24, 2003
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Man Neck Boy Face

A hobbit emo fuck who takes it in the ass while being donkey punched.

Obviously not a golfer!!
I was tapping my man neck boy face's ass when he asked me to shit on his stomach. That was very undude.
by Nothing82 May 10, 2008
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Man Faced Tit Stand

A woman that has masculine features. Acronym MFTS
Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP)is a man faced tit stand also Fatima Whitbred
by Anthony J H October 20, 2007
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National troll face day

Troll faces are a very valuable and important part of American history and culture. Celebrated on November 25th each year, gives people something to look foreword to before thanksgiving.
Sam: “Holy shit, tomorrow is national troll face day.”

Gino: “pog
by Gp0 November 25, 2020
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soup taster face

soup taster face - Is one who pulls abnormal faces whilst tasting some delicious or horrible soup. if one likes the soup, the soup tasting face might be a very cheerful face, if one finds the soup appears to be a bit iffy then this face will be horrendous!!
'flipping heck check, that dudes soup taster face!!'

ask yourself and others this - 'whats your soup taster face?'
by zander1988d February 04, 2010
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