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Shit Crackers

a phrase that is used much like "Son of a bitch." Used mostly to discribe disappointment.
I walked to my car in the parking lot and said "Ahhhhh Shit Crackers!" due to the fact that someone had keyed my honda.
by Mike Lent October 30, 2003
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You are the Shit

Sarcastic phrase use to define someone who is retarded with out offending that person.

People usually get confused "You are the Shit" with "You are the Greatest" but haven't live long enough to know the real roots of the Term. "They are the Shit" too.
Example:
A Vegan walk into the Room and let you know he is a Vegan, then you say "You are the Shit"
Donald Trump say there is no Global Warming and then you acknowledge him by saying "You are the Shit"

Most likely they won't get the sarcasm and will respond "Yes, I am".
by Jonen MC May 6, 2018
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shit clock

The amount of time that elapses when you get the urge to have a crap and the time you actually get down to business.
The shit clock is ticking--time to hit the can!
by amadeus April 7, 2005
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Fucking-Shit

a. getting fucked up the ass untill shit flies all over (true story)
b. just a cool profanity
ex:
Brad fucking-shit her last night it was filarious
oh my Fucking-shit did that bird just crap on me?¿?
by Chelsea Alyssa and Aushlee January 9, 2004
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Shit-for-brains

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Shit-for-brains is commonly used to describe people who often go off topic and talk about something completely irrevelent. These people aren't very good at socializing and are extremely random. (most likely they are trying to acheive a certain kind of humor but failing miserably) Also see dumbfuck
Ahh, guess we gotta break this conversation up. Here comes Shit-for-brains matthew.
by shit-for-brains September 12, 2009
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talking shit

Talking shit-

1. Talking a nonsensical or unrealistic way.

2. The art of not forming words properly due to a lack of energy or motivation, or an overload of inhibiting drugs.
1. Playar1: I'm so going to shag your three sisters when we get back to yours.
Playar2: I don't have any sisters. You're talking shit, mate. =/

2a. Player 1: So, I heard you liked fail ass french dishwasher for streetlamp agreeable?
Player 2: ... =/

2b. Person 1: Asdfgs hai lcoh pasrs coman hodang bitch.
Person 2: ...Just pass the fucking vodka =/
by Viscan August 13, 2007
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gay as shit

When some1 is sooooo gay that you cant find another word for it. The only word that is possible to describe some1 soooooooo gay is the phrase gay as shit
Wow ur GAY AS SHIT
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by BLIK August 18, 2006
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