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The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.
Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.
by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020
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you're mother

A more exotic looking version of a hippo which still craves sexual pleasures but can't endure intercorse because they are stuck in there little car thing that you use when you're crippled and you need to go shopping at Safeway.
John: You're mother is a fat bitch!

Thomas: I know
by Cum hoarder November 2, 2020
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In your mother's eyes

It means that something looks bad. Or if you wear something that's totally ugly and your mom thinks you look "handsome" or "pretty".
"Hey, guys does my outfit look good?"
"Only in your mother's eyes."

"Oh my god, I just drew the best Shrek!"
"Pfft, only in your mother's eyes."
by The_Air101 October 1, 2020
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Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.
by Adotl45 October 3, 2020
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loose ball mother

by looseballson October 9, 2020
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Sugar Ray motherfker

A “cool uncle” with a patch of bleached hair. He’s an an occasional base playera d swears too mouth in front of kids.
Oh, Jesse. Yeah. He’s a Sugar Ray Motherfker. He’s stuck in 2001, just bleached his hair... again. He needs to settle down.
by Hernandy December 5, 2020
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Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd

The action of fucking a Muslim dog in a Christian church while all the nuns watch
Omg I did a Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd in the local church
No way you are so cool
by Skksksmakakkskkakaksm December 22, 2020
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