leave me and my simps alone

A groupchat full of the most most talented editors (except one or two, you know who you are.) that everyone wants to be

Oh man i wish i was in leave me and my simps alone!

by Pqulss April 15, 2022

National Show Me Your Titty

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.

National Show Me Your Titty - National Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.

by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020

You Can’t break up with me

When your girlfriend wants to break up with you and you said “you can’t break up with me”

Girlfriend “Bradley we’re done”
Boyfriend “you can’t break up with me”

by I love you 2109 October 10, 2019

what do you take me for

What sort of person do you think i am?

Go guns blazing?,what do you take me for,an idiot?

by 007 Styx October 28, 2017

I think she likes me

Phrase said by a giga-chad who just got rejected(accepted😏😉) by a female

Aj:Charley wanna go with me to homecoming

Charley: no
Walks away…
Aj:I think she likes me

by CharleyXAjProductions September 14, 2022

You gotta be dry humpin me!

Much more impactful, thrilling and hilarious way to say 'You gotta be kidding me!' with umph.

Mary: Hey, John. I stayed over at your friend's house last night but woke up in the middle of the woods on my hands & knees in a pile of dirt with a condom up my butt, but I swear I would never cheat on you.
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!

by yougottabedryhumpinme March 13, 2023

lord make me fast and accurate

From the movie Patriot. It's used when you need some luck or to be at your best and fuck some shit up. Often used by religious people but everyone can use it.

Coach:We need a touchdown
Reciever after crossing himself:Lord make me fast and accurate.

by Necrozma Beam May 24, 2020