Southern Lehigh High School

Southern Lehigh High School is a place that was curated by the devil himself. If you are looking to become calloused by a place and the people within it, you have come to the right place. There is a certain cruelty and hatred that exists here that is unfathomable and unbelievable. Surrounded by a depressing atmosphere of flat, wet, fields that were often cold and plagued with a wicked wind chill, you cannot even escape the coldness of the people you are surrounded by. There is no diversity in terms of beliefs, race, religion, sexuality or honestly any other factor. It is a bubble that is hardly escaped because it is only in this high school that racism, homophobia, and other forms of blatant disrespect and ignorance are swept under the rug time and time again. The administration is no better than the student body, as most of them attended nearby high schools with similar beliefs.

"Did you hear about the bomb threat at Southern Lehigh High School?"
"Oh, yeah. Some kid did it to get out of an English test I think."

by lalallaallalalal March 11, 2022

summit hill junior high

A bunch of ghetto ass kids who think they cool as shit but are annoying af. the girls are all ugly as fuck and want attention and the guys are all PE try bards that get 0 bitches

Drew: Damn girl you ugly as hell you must go to summit hill junior high
Kate: Yep!

by bo0bies May 3, 2022

High-Fructose Corn Syrup

American ambrosia, similar to syrup in Canada, that makes up about 50% of the usual american diet because it is found in every single american sweet known to mankind.

"How the hell is there high-fructose corn syrup in my bottled water!?"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023

Granada High School (Gaynada)

Gaynada is a very shitty high school in North Santa Clara. It has a ratio of 1 boy to 8 girls (approx.). It is great for playboys and fuckboys who want to have multiple hoes, but if you want a boyfriend, you will have to fight for him. All in all, the teachers are really racist and annoying while the students are gay, bisexual, or transgender. They force us girls to wear scarfs on our heads while in school and the uniform is really uncomfortable and itchy. It is very ironic that the name is Gaynada and the students are also really gay at all times. Most students who go to this school want to leave ASAP and feel depressed.

Granada High School (Gaynada) : A private high school in north Santa Clara.

Did you know that he goes to Gaynada?

I have never been to Granada High School

by pinkdrinkaddict September 4, 2022

Montini Catholic High School

a catholic school that isn’t even catholic, everyone is fake, kids smoke weed, get into fights and don’t care about no but themselves. Go Broncos

your fake, you must go to Montini Catholic High School

by wowsers April 11, 2019

High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Glen Innes High School

A shithole of a school. Filled with eshay dickheads, durrie smokers a crackhead. An absolute shitshow. If you come here, you're a moron or an eshay cunt nugget.

Random Student #1: "Do you go to Glen Innes High School?"
Random Student #2: "I'd much rather commit seppuku and eat out a penguin's ass."

by Eshay Hater #23 November 19, 2019