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Get the Pencil dick mug.Desert Dick, or DDS (Desert Dick Syndrome) is a very serious illness that occurs in sexually active males. The male dick end, or knob, becomes red, dry and itchy, like the desert, somtimes the skin cracks and bleeding can occur. Its history is very unclear... The first case discovered was among the nates of the peguis first nation. Indian folklore tells of a young boy, by the name of Randy, stumbling into the forests of the Peguis first nation after huffing a large amount of gas.. He was then forced give anal sex to a big bear by the name of Terry. Randy then returned home and slept for two days without washing his penis. A terrible case of Desert Dick Syndrome (DDS) was the result. Masturbating with DDS can cause a very serious Illness called Cactus Cock.
Guy: "No baby, we cant have sex tonight"
Girl: "Why's that baby? You cant get a hard-on?"
Guy: " I havent showered since we last fucked, so now i've got the goddamned Desert Dick..."
Girl: "My god! that looks like the Sahara! Fuck!"
Girl: "Why's that baby? You cant get a hard-on?"
Guy: " I havent showered since we last fucked, so now i've got the goddamned Desert Dick..."
Girl: "My god! that looks like the Sahara! Fuck!"
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A style of music characterized by vocals that sound similar to the gargling of a penis. Such bands include: The Number 12 Looks Like You, Heavy Heavy Low Low, Cloacal Kiss, Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus, Fall of Troy, and Fear Before the March of Flames.
A style of music characterized by vocals that sound similar to the gargling of a penis. Such bands include: The Number 12 Looks Like You, Heavy Heavy Low Low, Cloacal Kiss, Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus, Fall of Troy, and Fear Before the March of Flames.
The fine and subtle (or not so subtle) art of dick gargling has been mastered by the Number 12 Looks Like You.
by kanthony May 1, 2006
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Straight Guy 1-"Those guys are dick benders."
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Straight Guy 1- "exactly"
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Straight Guy 1- "exactly"
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