Hes One

asdwa

Bro hes one please kill him

by Killasnsa September 8, 2025

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tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

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To Colonize One's Virgin Island

To take one's virginity.

"Last night was crazy dude, I saw Josh getting his Virgin Island colonized."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."

by kk_a December 28, 2024

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One

Loving you

I will not stop…
Even when posts are still
My heart you always fill❤️

I pray for that day…
One fine day
It will be…
You and me…
For eternity ❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 June 10, 2025

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Fiber One Bar

You have no fricking friends and a loser LMAOO

your such a fiber one bar

by Lily ofc April 5, 2022

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THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX

Does not exist as "WILLIAM HENRY GATES III clearly spent enough time and research with composing this law and wrote into it plainly all aspects given his VAST AWARENESS running the BILL MELINDA GATES FOUNDATION.

If you want to find a reason to break THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW by using the excuse as the PEDOPHILE already entered our property as the THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX says SINGULAR = PLURAL at all times when any EYES COLORED PEDOPHILE walks into your PROPERTY or ESTABLISHMENT and you are "commanded to make THE ONE feel comfortable but "THE PEDOPHILE " had to follow what they are required to do while there and it is not epic splendor .

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022

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