A sex club that preteens can join to get together and have sex with each other. Which is so cool because there parents and teachers think preteen are just like they were when they were preteens like fifty years ago and so don't suspect a thing.
by The Fury 13 December 9, 2010
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by AuntyEm October 18, 2006
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"Holy shit, I didn't know you could fit a beer tap up a fucking inflatable sex monkey's ass!!!" - Said Chipper
by N ate Efron December 13, 2008
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So i had super mario sex with jack reagan..i payed him like 100 coins so he could have an extra life and we could go a 2nd round.
by Marc Frankel January 5, 2008
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Roger: What did you do for Christmas
Dave: I drank beer while Karen wrapped the kids presents... then I got National Holiday sex.
Dave: I drank beer while Karen wrapped the kids presents... then I got National Holiday sex.
by Spanked as a Child March 13, 2013
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by Wideload69 February 11, 2020
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That 2AM return from the perfect night out from the most excellent concert ever with the best of friends, and maybe just a little too much rum. Waking up in a tangled heap sweaty arms, legs, throw rugs and sofa pillows at 7. "Now -that- was some rabid weasel sex!"
by runnamukk June 29, 2011
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