someone who always be eating shit. like this person could be walking on the clearest path and trip on their face.
by freaky lil shit November 28, 2023
"When a K9 wipes their anus on the carpet in a rapid motion to relieve an itch"
When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".
When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".
Jesus, you are really butt scooting today aren't you???
by Superrod29 January 16, 2016
Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.
I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!
by QuacksO February 06, 2021
by jasparagus January 10, 2021
When you shoot a beam after taking a dump in a public restroom after giving someone a Mississippi birdbath.
by a kid7086789 November 07, 2022
When you have sexual intercourse with two women of Japanese decent, while having anal sex with one, and the other juggles your balls, the women switch positions multiple times
by Boatlover4 August 10, 2024
The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.
by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021