dick big balls little

When someone's eye is slightly more closed than the other.

"Yo Abby is mad dick big balls little in that photo."

"When yo dick big but yo balls little."

by ChickenTeryaki225 August 2, 2023

Love You Balls Deep

When you love someone so much that you can't love them more.

Marissa- "Do you love me?"
Chad- "Shawty I love you so much I love you balls deep"
Marissa- "OMG I love you too CHAD"

by inn.my.shadowzs February 22, 2022

Peanuckle Peanut Butter Balls

One who places peanut butter on his scrotum for the purpose of a mid game snack during a game of peanuckle

Weaver: *playing peanuckle*
"I could really go for a snack right now."
*scratches nuts and proceeds to like fingers*
"That protein nut punch really hit the spot."
Max: "Gosh Weaver, stop being such a peanuckle peanut butter balls before you grease up the cards and your taint"

by PoonNugget May 29, 2010

David Wells Wiffle Ball

A variation of playing wiffle ball whereby each player must always hold a beer in hand at all times including pitching, fielding, batting, and running the bases. The name is attributable to baseball pitcher David Wells, known as a heavy drinker and who has admitted to pitching hung over. The only rule variation is that players may be penalized with an out for their team if they are caught with an empty beer in hand or spill their beer during the game.

We played David Wells Wiffle Ball instead of the normal version so we could get drunk and do something active at the same time!

by spuggeddie January 13, 2011

Golf balls in carrier bags

1.) a white dimpled ball used in the gentlemans game of Golf placed in an empty plastic bag used for carrying food to ones car from the supermarket.

2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.

Baggers: How'd you get on with that bird last night webbo? Get any change out of her?

Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off.

Baggers: Rancid cans?

Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.

by Baggers80 September 2, 2010

Dragging Balls Across The Desert

This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."

James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."

by McClaggenfeldson August 14, 2009

Tic Tac Ball Tac

when you have one tic tac left and someone asked you for it, you immediately rub it on your balls and watch them eat it.

Seamus : yeah i made him eat a tic tac that touched my balls Derek: ha funny you should call it the tic tac ball tac

by shamus el douche October 13, 2017