Sex Story

a story about sex

Me and my gf went to my room
Mm cut
We fucked
then we did 69
i hope the infection gets worse and you'll have to amputate ur limb

And she squirted
and then i slapped her and then i raped her doggy style
Thats a sex story

by Oofanonymous September 30, 2022

gay sex slave

samuel wuest

i wanna fuck samuel, hes a gay sex slave.

by SamWuestFucker October 7, 2019

Forced Pity Sex

When a man during a young relationship really wants sex, but the girl does not. However, the girl wants to make the guy happy and let's it happen anyway, not enjoying it that much herself.

I really liked him, so we had some forced pity sex so we wouldn't dump me for a whore.

by thewisethesuarussus March 24, 2017

Beer Bottle Sex

Occurs when a man cannot have sex with a women because she is not ready (wet). The resulting effect can be closely related to trying to stick your penis inside of a Beer Bottle.

" - Man, I wanted to fuck Dana so badly, but she wasn't in the mood.. I couldn't wait, i just stuck it in!

- Ouch!... Beer Bottle Sex"

by Wessiach January 28, 2009

oops-friend-sex

when you're hanging out with a long time friend whom you've either had some awkward sexual tension with for some time or haven't and one thing leads to another. You end up sleeping together...then decide it was weird and it will never happen again. You go back to being friends and never speak of it again. You decide it was just oops-friend-sex

"Yeah, it was super weird. We're definitely better off as friends. Just another case of oops-friend-sex I guess!"

by StewiesGirl August 17, 2011

Same-sex attracted

People how are attracted to the same-sex. Both bisexuals and homosexuals are same-sex attracted. It’s a useful term to use because not everyone wants to reclaim the slur “queer”.

Beth: I like this girl but I don’t know if she’s same-sex attracted?

Ani: I’ve heard she listens to girl in red, she could be bi or a lesbian for sure.

by Lady-loving-lady June 24, 2020

Russian Roulette Sex

First, you buy a pack of 6 condoms and poke a hole in one. Throw them into a bag, mix it up, and pick one out randomly right before you stick it in. The bullet is the one that has the hole in it.

Oh crap, me and my girlfriend did Russian Roulette Sex last night. Afterwards, I checked and I got the one with the hole.

by crazyideas69 August 25, 2013