ryobi love child

ryobi love child is someone that love ryobi so much that he has all of the crappy posters of ryobi. if you see one he will always say RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well have a hart attack at the same time.

How to now if you are a ryobi love child or near one
1 they always wear the same matching set of ryobi suits.
2 you smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.
3 the first word when a baby is not mum or dad it is WHERE IS MY RYOBI.

1: guy 1: hay have you seen the new DeWalt hammer drill?

guy 2: yer i have at least you don't smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.

guy 1:yer that is so true

ryobi love child: YOU DON'T NO WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well as having a hart attack

by RYOBI LOVE CHILD September 1, 2011

Liquid Glove Love

When you jizz onto you hand and walk through a crowd of people, smack the piss out of one of them, and run away before they know it was you.

I Liquid Glove Loved Dave in the mall yesterday, he almost shit!

by Nick January 24, 2004

I Love You Like Kanye Loves Kanye

A way to describe how much you love someone, using the fact that Kanye loves Kanye way more than he should.

And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye. - I Love Kanye

by Imafatasscunt December 17, 2021

Kiana and Cristianna Love

Loving someone so much you can tell each other anything and you do everything together. Kiana and Cristianna love is the strongest love you can have for another person. Kiana and Cristianna love is spending each and every moment together, sharing special memories, being closer then any other people could ever be, and being there for each other.

Kiana and Cristianna have that special Kiana and Cristianna love for each other <3 I love you love!!!!

by Cristianna January 6, 2008

Cuban Love Child

the product of Cubanman somehow making love to Cubanwoman although they are the same person and a man, is a common phenomenon but scientists dont understand how it occurs. A cuban love child is often retarded.

Ryan is a Cuban Love Child.

by Paul the great April 2, 2008

i love you, you love me.

*kid singing children songs*
me: “dude are you like 5?”
kid: “yeah, five inches deep in your mom

suck my dick you stoopit bitch -samara (i love you, you love me.)

by samara paisley May 9, 2020

love at first sight

1. Occurs in Wegman's parking lots at ungodly hours of the night, many present, but after eyes meet, there is a feeling of warmth and satisfaction inside...that will always be there.

"DUDE, Lindsay and Dave are over?"
"Yeah man"
"But those two were like in love at first sight."
"Those feelings are still there, it just can't work out right now"

by Hell Raiser November 11, 2006