the emergency brake
by simsl337 December 18, 2007
Get the shit hook mug.1) Pornography containing fecal matter.
2) Offensive word that originated in Granite Hills High School, San Diego by Jay, Matt, and Mario.
2) Offensive word that originated in Granite Hills High School, San Diego by Jay, Matt, and Mario.
Matt: Dude, let's look us up some Shit-porn!
or
Mario: Dude, did you see that kid who just walked by?
Jay: Yeah, dude. he's such a fucking shit-porn.
or
Mario: Dude, did you see that kid who just walked by?
Jay: Yeah, dude. he's such a fucking shit-porn.
by Jay Slaughter December 31, 2007
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Someone that has lost their flying status.
Someone that can but, does not fly.
Someone that doesn't have it together.
Someone that has lost their flying status.
Someone that can but, does not fly.
Someone that doesn't have it together.
SHIT BIRDS D0N'T FLY !
Aeronautical Orders Number 87, dated 29 September 1972
"6. Verbal orders of the Comdr on 1 Aug 72 suspending 1stLt. GEORGE W. BUSH (redacted) ANGUS (Not on EAD), Tx ANG, HQ 147 Ftr Grp, Ellington AFB, Houston, Tx from flying status are confirmed, exigencies of the service having been such as to preclude the publication of competent written orders in advance. Reason for Suspension: Failure to accomplish annual medical examination. Off will comply with para 2-10, APH 35-13. Authority: para 2-29m, AFH 35-13."
Aeronautical Orders Number 87, dated 29 September 1972
"6. Verbal orders of the Comdr on 1 Aug 72 suspending 1stLt. GEORGE W. BUSH (redacted) ANGUS (Not on EAD), Tx ANG, HQ 147 Ftr Grp, Ellington AFB, Houston, Tx from flying status are confirmed, exigencies of the service having been such as to preclude the publication of competent written orders in advance. Reason for Suspension: Failure to accomplish annual medical examination. Off will comply with para 2-10, APH 35-13. Authority: para 2-29m, AFH 35-13."
by BenAMarine September 19, 2008
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Get the shit sandwich mug.The act of bullshitting ones self into a state of delusionary happiness about absolutely nothing, nothing in perticular, or complete nonsence.
Most commonly done during idle afternoons, boring nights when nothing's happening, or as an absurd attempt to find a bright side in a situation from hell.
Most commonly done during idle afternoons, boring nights when nothing's happening, or as an absurd attempt to find a bright side in a situation from hell.
Patient: So my cat died, my parents are in jail, and my girlfriend is pregnant again, and I'm celibate! What can I do about all this stress?
Shrink: In my professional opinion, all I can really suggest is that you start shitting rainbows.
Shrink: In my professional opinion, all I can really suggest is that you start shitting rainbows.
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