crayped off

Someone that isnt attractive to you, other words some one who is so ugly u feel digusted when you see them.

you see a boy, but he's ugly you would say,"errrh man, he's crayped off".

by $elena T June 29, 2006

National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!

Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!

by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020

pushing coins off

An analogy of remembering events you have forgotten as if your brain worked like a arcade coin pusher

“you’ll get there, you’re pushing coins off”

by albeart December 7, 2021

Chicago pay-off

The act of paying off a judge to drop a serious charge.

A Chicago pay-off is a corrupted way to get a case dropped.

by Slang Advisory Board March 26, 2019

Off dick

Immediately, since the beginning, at the start.

David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?

Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!

David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF

by NuvoChic February 14, 2021

Squirtle Squirt Off

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!

Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.

by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024

pmo me off

This sentence is a weird one, pmo means piss me off, but when they add a me off, you're just saying "piss me off me off" And I struggle to understand how people are using it incorrectly

"Bro this is pmo me off"

"bitch you sound crazy"

by Lucilux September 16, 2025