Baby Bashing

to get a baby, put it in a box, kick the box until the baby is dead, lay it on a bed and take a photo of it face down, and then leave it until the baby regains strength and comes back to life and murders everyone in a 2 kilometre radius.

"Hey Bro, lets go baby bashing!"

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

baby legging

to excessively pout, be sad, extremely upset, or to give a pitiful look at someone

my wife was baby legging at me last night because I didn't pick up extra fries for her.

the dogs are baby legging because I didn't give them any snacks today

by jiimbo69420 August 5, 2021

piss baby

(noun)

Infant or child made of urine or metaphorically acts like a child made of urine.

person one- Oh, how are you doing today?
person two- Not good. Trevor committed grand larceny last night.
person one- What a piss baby.

by jill :] August 9, 2021

Baby Yeti mic

A mic that swavy created

Swavy: I have the baby yeti mic\
Chat: BABY YETI MIC KEKW KEKW

by SuperiorIsBad August 10, 2021

Hiddle-babies

When you have watched the Tom Hiddleston interview when he tells us he loves us too.

Tom: I love you guys too
Interviewer: now y'all are pregnant.
You are gonna have hiddle-babies.

Me: when am I due? I didn't even know I was pregnant?
Friend: don't ask me..

by Ali a Kahoot August 11, 2021

lint babies

When you accidentally cum in your belly button and coincidentally happen to have lint in your belly button and you pick it out.

After picking lint babies out your belly button, your finger will smell like death.

by manure2hi2reed August 12, 2021

Baby dick

The correct usage of the term “baby dick” is not the literal sense. It is a metaphorical term. It should be used as a substitute for the mundane “sucks”. That which is baby dick, is any undesirable situation or material thing.

Ah man, cash bar at my cousin’s wedding. That shit’s baby dick. This snowder you bought is 90% drywall. Super baby dick.

by Jackson Deepwood August 14, 2021