Job cock block

When your current job blocks you from getting a new job purely because they know they will be screwed without you.

My application for a new job was denied because my current job cock blocked it. I just got job cock blocked!

by Cheetolife July 20, 2016

cock vomit sniffer

some one who goes around sniffing jizz after either ejactulation from masturbation, or ejactulating on a mans penis or bunghole, or a womans ass hole, tits, or vagina

dude u hear about jeff it turns out hes a cock vomit sniffer cause mindy told me he jizzedon here face and anus and tits just sniffed it for a half hour straight

by beff bandito November 14, 2009

Horse Cock Jonson

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.

"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."

by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003

cock sucker hat

A Gatsby hat. Also known as a cheese cutter hat.

That man has a cock sucker hat on

by Awzum December 25, 2022

cock blocking karen

a person that always knows the exact time to walk in a room and shut you down and exposes embarrassing secrets during the blocking

dude her mom pulled a cock blocking karen on me twice

by morbidbirdcage June 8, 2010

Cock and Ball torture

by wikipedia

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by Gay-fruit-loop October 23, 2019

Cock-a-doodle-doo

When you grab your cock (penis) with your hand and slap someone in the face.

My girlfriend gave me lip so I gave her a cock-a-doodle-doo.

by Pete Edge February 16, 2020