That one friend

That one friend

That one friend: that one friend
Me: that one friend?
That one friend: that one friend?!

by Thatisonefriend January 27, 2022

one-show syndrome

Subscribing to a streaming service just for a single show

“Man I’ve got one-show syndrome so bad for Cobra Kai”

“Sir this is a retirement home”

by Urban_II January 29, 2022

One sided figure

A person who doesn’t show there true intentions, to get what they want

I thought she love me ,she only wanted my money

She sounds like a one sided figure

by One sided figure LLC January 29, 2022

on the one above

Another way to say on god.

John: I ran 3 miles yesterday

Bob:Really?

John: On the one above , I did.

by luca1sgood January 30, 2022

The One™️

The mythical concept that there is exactly one person on the entire planet out there who will make you happy and that you're destined to end up together forever.

Encourages people to stay in bad relationships because they think love is a one-time thing and expect all of their emotional needs to be fulfilled by one person. Also conditions people to think they're not complete on their own.

Person 1: "I'm actually happy being single."
Person 2: "Oh, don't be ridiculous! You'll change your mind when you find The One™️!"

by knoife wielder February 3, 2022

One

One is a number that follows zero and precedes two. In scientific notation, it is written as ten to the 0 zeroth power.

Person A: Hey, where did all the apples go?
Person B: Oh I ate them and left one.

by Isaac Pennachi February 6, 2022

hole in one

A phenomenon that happens in dating where two people fall for each other so quickly that they become instantly monogamous without needing to discuss it.

Hey, are we still on for tomorrow or was last night's thing a hole in one?

Ever since John got a hole in one he's been a drag to hang out with.

by ghosty666 February 8, 2022