on the one above

Another way to say on god.

John: I ran 3 miles yesterday

Bob:Really?

John: On the one above , I did.

by luca1sgood January 30, 2022

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The One™️

The mythical concept that there is exactly one person on the entire planet out there who will make you happy and that you're destined to end up together forever.

Encourages people to stay in bad relationships because they think love is a one-time thing and expect all of their emotional needs to be fulfilled by one person. Also conditions people to think they're not complete on their own.

Person 1: "I'm actually happy being single."
Person 2: "Oh, don't be ridiculous! You'll change your mind when you find The One™️!"

by knoife wielder February 3, 2022

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One

One is a number that follows zero and precedes two. In scientific notation, it is written as ten to the 0 zeroth power.

Person A: Hey, where did all the apples go?
Person B: Oh I ate them and left one.

by Isaac Pennachi February 6, 2022

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hole in one

A phenomenon that happens in dating where two people fall for each other so quickly that they become instantly monogamous without needing to discuss it.

Hey, are we still on for tomorrow or was last night's thing a hole in one?

Ever since John got a hole in one he's been a drag to hang out with.

by ghosty666 February 8, 2022

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one substraction

other name for one addition (or one direction if you prefer)
Lewis Toplinson. hanged the name to one addition and then changed it again to one substraction after getting wrong informations from an interviewer…
Interviewer: … One addition
Lewis Toplinson: GIVE IT UP FOR ONE ADDITION

ONE SUBSTRACTION

Have you heard that One Direction is on hiatus (fuck 18 months)?
Do you mean One substraction? If so yes i heard about “18 months”

by readmakemebegonwattpad February 11, 2022

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