White Knighting

When you are receiving a blumpkin from your serving wench and you unsheath your sword from her oral scabbard and tap her on her left and right cheeks before blowing your load all over her face, thereby bestowing your royal seed upon her and elevating her to the ignoble position of Lady of the Lieu.

While sitting on my throne and making a deposit into the Royal Privy a licentious lass doth performed fellatio upon my broad sword. Whence forth I unsheathed thy sword from her succulent scabbard, slapped it across both cheeks and White Knighting her with thy Royal Jelly, thus elevating her to the position of Lady of the Lieu.

by Spin Shady January 13, 2021

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Walter White

Cancer

Guy 1: guess who has cancer
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!

by LooseSniper May 23, 2023

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Drake white

Drake white has always been the kid with a dad in a wheelchair but drake is also a little boy waiting to grow . Drake has always been the type of guy to take of his panties but never to find his glizzy

The guy named drake white

by Big man Peter the skin walker May 30, 2022

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