bags not playing

bags not playing, say this in an argument to instantly win. or use it to make the other persons opinion immediately invalid

jessica: i’m so ugly
brad: no you’re adorable bags not playing

jessica: ugh fine!

by cantxrrr April 5, 2020

hoe bag

your mother.

she is a hoe bag

casey called your mother a “hoe bag”

by ally.commmmmm July 5, 2022

Bagged

Dealt with, killed

We just bagged dude from otha day

by HomeazyyM February 1, 2021

Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

the sexual act of when 2 partners perform the 69 position, and when partner on top defecates on the bottom partner’s face

Sorry Brendan, i’ll be late tonight, i have to have another shower as the missus just gave me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

by MilfPatrol67 April 22, 2021

Douche Bag

the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear

"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"

by jewish faced dude October 4, 2011

video bag

Someone who is not only a hardcore video gamer, but a complete douche bag- especially while playing.

I thought Mike was going to the bars with us

No- he's a video bag.

by a wet wompy March 30, 2011

Strepto Bag

When someone anonymously sends you a bag of gummy dicks. You inject streptococcus into them and return to sender.

Nobody wants your strepto bag!

by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018