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one-eyed pizza

Sweaty butthole, sometimes greasy but always on homosexuals.
Imma bout to destroy that twink's one-eyed pizza.
by Unkle Nasty 69 February 4, 2025
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Hamo one-two

Accepting blame for someone else's negligent or abusive actions
"I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"
by AliceDHunt May 8, 2013
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Turn one on

Let's go to the bar and turn one on
by Mcmcmcmcdaddy2.0 August 10, 2021
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stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent
by mrbruceman December 13, 2022
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In one eye out the other

When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task
Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!

You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
by Ositam September 16, 2021
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The Adventures of Player One

1. The journey of a boy who's video game counsle comes to life and teaches him the error in video games such as "RockBand" and "Guitar Hero" eventually teaching him to play his music in the real world!

2. A rock band from the Chicagoland area. Formed by Michael Iseah-Grei Crawford formerly of the Vintage. Player One consists of Bruno Carvallo, Scott Tulo and Michael Crawford.
1.See Also Player One

2. The Adventures of Player One rock my socks!

3. The Adventures of Player One played a really great set last night!
by Bill McKrivetz February 16, 2009
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One direction

one direction is a british-irish boyband who were and still are the biggest band on the planet.

they are currently on a "18 month" hiatus which turned into more than 5 years.
non-directioner: whats one direction? why are you so obbsessed
directioner: the best band on planet.
by 94SWINDOWSILL January 19, 2021
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