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2 Bags

Old leech like woman with little to no skill. This skill-less creature's sole purpose is to find men that can be duped into buying her material possessions. However unlike the traditional gold digger who offers physical attractiveness in return, 2 bags are long past their prime and have a withered appearance. These types are alcoholics by nature and will yap to know end acting as if they have actual experience or knowledge. 2 bags use their mouth more than their brains.
CB got duped again taking 2 Bags on a trip . Naturally he would buy her not 1 but 2 bags.
by Touchdown Jesus July 8, 2025
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Bag Of Complaints

Someone who is just yeah a full on bag of complaints like yeah hes a pure frozen pea like full on
John - "u mouldy cunt you're a bag of complaints u are tick boy"
Fella - "Shut ur face dopey"
by hahaLol XDz May 29, 2020
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Bag

"Hey bro wanna do some bag tonight"
by TEXAZ2002 October 3, 2022
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I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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Hoe bag

Emily Cunningham is a whole ass freaking hoe bag
by Emily Cunningham haters club November 21, 2019
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Bag

A bag is what you wish you had to carry your groceries in
I sure wish I had a bag!
by TheDictionaryist May 31, 2022
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paper bag swag

When a woman is more attractive with a bag over her head than without.
"Dude, see that chick over there?"
"Yeah?"
"I'd give her face a 3 and her body an 8."
"I guess she has paper bag swag."
by MemeSupreme December 18, 2015
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