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The Big Bang Theory

The theory that if a woman had sex with an guy who is ok at sex right after having sex with a midget, the sex will be even more amazing with the next normal guy. The big bang theory also has a sub theory that you must divide the seconds of sex by the midget's age and multiply that by two and add the number of the normal guy's age to get the "Fucking Density".
The Big Bang Theory explains the "Fucking Density" which is as follows:

30-midget's age
35-normal dude's age
500-seconds of sex with midget

500/30 x 2 + 35= 68.34

68.34 is the "Fucking Density" in this case.
by TheBestColombianDude October 9, 2009
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big dogs dik

a prat at work who looks like they are listening when you ask them to do something, but then bombards you with so many questions you just want to smash their face in.
by dazstudly October 19, 2006
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Ya Big Helen

What you say to someone when they bumble, trip, mis speak or generally screw up.

Beginings: Two 80 year old women named Helen and a bad pizza commercial started this fond come back. The one Helen was affraid of chemically treated lawns and drank too much. The other Helen swept her grass. The pizza commercial included, "And it's stuck again Helen."
Your friend passes by you and trips. You reply, "Ya big Helen".

Your friend does something stupid, comes back and tells you about it and you say, "Ya big Helen."

You do something mean or off the cuff. Your friend pushes the side of your head and says, "Ya big helen."
by Angi "Helen" Nelson November 21, 2006
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Texas Big Rig

When a girl is licking or sucking your balls or asshole from behind and pulls your cock straight down while making a horn noise like she is pulling a big rig (18-Wheeler) horn.
I just got done playing basketball and made Betty give me a Texas Big Rig
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big dick energy

Basically Ha Sooyoung from kpop group LOONA. She has the biggest dick in LOONA and you cant tell me otherwise. shes just that lovely and powerful. Anyways, stream favOriTe!
by trivagowon August 7, 2018
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big-bank theory

Proposals by the Obama administration to limit the size and scope of banking practices. In 1933 legislation was passed to prohibit banks from engaging in trading and hedging positions. It was thought that such, led to the Market Crash of that period. Obama would like to return to the 1930's regulations to keep banks from engaging in high-risk behaviors with lenders deposits or cheaply borrowed money from the Fed.
We all need to understand the big-bank theory.
by Guido1 January 22, 2010
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big cat country

Where shit gets serious. It can be used in the context of go big or go home. When you're going big, you're going to big cat country.
Yo Don, you might not want to go with me on this run, I'm headed for big cat country.
by Bananacus9000 February 20, 2011
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