Lemon bag

A drug dealer sugar daddy,like mike is a lemon bag girl are only with him for his sack

mike is a lemon bag girls are only with him for his sack

by Richard b long November 6, 2025

Just Put the Money in the Bag Bro

Based on just put the fries in the bag, you say this a s a synonym for just get to the point bro.

I got this idea from this scenario that I created while eating dinner today, imagine two criminals robbing a bank, they must be as swift as possible, but one is distracted talking shit like "Oh this moneys boutta change my life!" The other would say "YO! Just put the money in the bag bro"

(Person 1) "Ok so let me tell you this INSANE thing that just happened to me today, oh before that let me tell you about the time when...."
(Person 2) "Just put the money in the bag bro..."

by QazaPlaza November 6, 2025

Canadian Milk Bag-Phenomenon

When your nuts are so full of sperm you start dissociating

I totally got the Canadian Milk Bag-phenomenon and its only the 9th of november!

by Migger123 November 9, 2025

Western Tea-Bag

a sex position involving an ass slap followed by a male turning and dropping his balls on his partner’s belly button. This is followed by a loud YEE-HAW

I me Mike at a rodeo last night and he took me home and western tea-bagged me. It was so great!

by Orangebannana619 November 14, 2025

Bed or bag

Ultimatum on a night out where one member of the group is drunk and tired, expressing the need to either go home or buy cocaine to stay out

“We should probably drink up, we need to head to the club at 10”
“Bed or bag bed or bag”

by resilientpaper8 November 25, 2025

Plastic bag of defeat

When people put plastic bags or other objects in their driver side window or passenger side on the side of the road, because their poor financial choices do not permit them to get their Hoopty fixed, or get it towed somewhere else

Looks like that car isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. How do I know you ask? Look at the plastic bag of defeat on the driver side window

by thedon2025 November 29, 2025

Bag of dicks

I had this guy Kyle over from Tinder that didn’t even take me on a date, claimed he had a stuck ring on his finger and needed to loop it up… I’ve done went to nursing school removed it with dental floss told him not to trip on the floss, but then he fell asleep on me. Oh yeah, he also told me this fable about him, sticking his head into a bag of dicks and got a bunch of bruises on his face from them.
Moral of the story don’t stick your head into a bag of dicks and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.

I found this guy Kyle on Tinder. He didn’t take me on a date, came over with his long fingers and a stuck ring on his index finger… I lubed it up and use dental floss.

He thenfell asleep after doing a really weird Christopher Walken voice telling me about being beaten up by a bag of dicks!!

*Safety first…don’t stick your head in a bag of dicks*

by C$milf December 1, 2025