The act, use or art of determining the size, amount, or degree by utilising the physical predetermined measurement of animals or other living beings.
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The United Nations was furious with a group of student who used Zoomeasurism as a valid measurement system
The United Nations was furious with a group of student who used Zoomeasurism as a valid measurement system
by Ch3se Muffin November 16, 2020
Get the zoomeasurism mug.When on a video call, you start to talk but stop because the other person starts to talk but they stop to let you talk. This repeats for a few moments as you all say half words but then stop for the other person to say a half word.
Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.
A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.
Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.
A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.
"Dude I got totally zoomed on a call with my gramma! Was on for half an hour but we only accomplished ten complete sentences."
by K.J. Rolling November 24, 2020
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Usually younger, they enjoy newer forms of entertainment and music. And they spend enough time online that it can take a toll on them. And this stereotype pisses off older generations.
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
Get the Zoomer mug.When Margie's husband walked by in the background in a leather cat costume everyone's zoomeanor kind of changed.
by profdimpledoor December 1, 2020
Get the zoomeanor mug.zo0ted pronounced "Zooooo-DiD" is an adjective used to describe a person who took a hit from a bong that was way too much for their tolerance.
This usually causes said "person" to be extremely high or zo0ted.
This usually causes said "person" to be extremely high or zo0ted.
by SeanPATTO February 23, 2021
Get the zo0ted mug.After a full day of staring at a computer screen, I was so zoomed. I couldn't keep my eyelids open.
I used to have so much energy, but ever since we went into quarantine lockdown, I just feel zoomed all the time.
I used to have so much energy, but ever since we went into quarantine lockdown, I just feel zoomed all the time.
by gatsbygirl506 March 7, 2021
Get the zoomed mug.Being sent to learn online at home, then going back to school, then being told to go back and study online from home...
The Board of Education was Zoomeranging the students, because the Teachers' Union didn't want to be in the schools, but the parents didn't want their kids at home.
by Dani I6 March 11, 2021
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