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the wipe

Continuously wiping your anal cavity after dropping a particularly juicy load of fecal matter. Usually after passing flatulence, you feel a wet sensation, and once you wipe once more, it's like you never wiped in the first place. Also known as "swamp ass."
"My ass hole is leaking, I must have the wipe!"
by silverbackjp November 6, 2013
mugGet the the wipemug.

Wipe

Something scammers do to get money off an account
Dude: When are you taking the money off?
Scammer: Yo we gonna wipe the account Thursday
Dude: Bet
by Aureum March 11, 2024
mugGet the Wipemug.

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe
mugGet the National Jerk and a Wipe Daymug.

Ass wipe

penn in aSS THen WipE
Mooma eat myt aasss hole with the ass wipe
by CICKERAAA November 10, 2020
mugGet the Ass wipemug.

No Baby Wipes

I ain"t dealin with no baby wipes
by TimmyTim14 January 16, 2019
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ash wiping

when you are wiping your ass from back to front. so all the shit lands on a males ballsack and sits there forever until turned to ashes and fell off. (some people do this btw)
Ash wiper: Dude i hate this toilet paper, i need to switch technique to not have shit on my ballsack

Ass wiper: dude wtf (what the fuck) do you mean?

Ash wiper: i just told you

Ass wiper: How do you wipe your ass

Ash wiper: From ass crack to ballsack

Ass wiper: *ltfno* (laughing their fucking nipples off)

Ash wiper: i am an ash wiper. who is ash wiping.
by z3da October 17, 2019
mugGet the ash wipingmug.

Infiniti Wipe

A term used for the endless amounts of toilet paper usage on your anus after an explosive shit.
The last infiniti wipe I had was after I ate at Chipotle three times in one day and I used an entire roll of toilet paper on that poop.
by JsBerries March 7, 2015
mugGet the Infiniti Wipemug.

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