Wipe you off

To kick someone’s ass!

I’m glad you got out of there OK that guy was about to wipe you off!

by Knasty July 24, 2020

Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)

“Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”

by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

by Chonchberry October 22, 2020

Wet wipe

Will

Omg will is such a wet wipe
Ikr

by Okbestie October 26, 2020

Rogue Wiping

To wipe even though one hasn't taken a shit.

One might go to the bathroom to rogue wipe due to a swamp ass.

Man my ass was so sweaty, I had to do some serious rogue wiping.

by suppertv October 27, 2020

one wipe delight

The euphoric feeling you experience where you go to wipe after taking a shit and you realise after one wipe that there’s nothing to clean down there

“How was your shit this morning?”
“Fantastic! It was a one wipe delight”

by My mama Jefe November 4, 2020

Swipe and wipe

When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.

I matched with her during swipe and wipe.

by Eric PH November 7, 2020