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Whack fuck

It when you whack off to make it hard before fuckin your cart mate. Don’t want your cart mate thinking you weren’t excited for the game
Ryman never played whack fuck before and now the whole group knows.
by anonymous April 17, 2025
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Whack

Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane may be considered Whack to some. But to others it is amazing!
Your going skydiving? Yo, that's Whack
by Golden💖 May 13, 2019
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Whacked

I was whacked as last night
by K💕 January 6, 2018
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whack wellies

‘Ayo we finna whack wellies tonight or what?’
by lolkidim12 November 12, 2020
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Whack

1. Verb; To smack or punch someone.

2. Noun; Meaning lame or illegitimate.

3. To assassinate someone.
1. The boy whacked his friend in the face after his friend insulted his mother.

2. That concert we went to yesterday was so whack.

3. The mafia was going to whack him unless he paid his debts to them.
by Striker122 November 29, 2009
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Mixing PCP and Cocaine. Also known as a space flip.
Wanna whack? Trust me, it's the easiest way to become a god. Or overdose.
by PsychedMF July 30, 2021
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Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023
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