Butt Weasel

A very derogatory name for whom you wish would crawl into Paris Hilton's butt hole and suffocate.

Jake: Dude Jose stole my bike and fucked my sister!

Derrick: Wow, what a jerk!

Jake: not just a jerk, A FUCKING EVIL, DISGUSTING, PIECE OF SHIT BUTT WEASEL!

by Dr. McPenisburgh August 21, 2011

Web Weaver

Someone who tries to incorporate their own self into another person's story or post on the internet.

on twitter
person1: my car just broke down!
web weaver: MY CAR BROKE DOWN TOO THE OTHER DAY BUT IT WAS REALLY EXPENSIVE AND OMG IT SUCKED #BADDAYS

by Melyanna May 12, 2013

weasel

A small rodent that thrives by stealing bull testicles and selling them as rocky mountain oysters.

Billy Bob:those damn weasels got to my new bull this mornin'
Jethro: Oh really?
Billy Bob: Yup, stole his cahoneys right out from underneet him.
Jethro: those damn weasels!

by fowzilla December 4, 2003

One Eyed Wonder Weasel

n- the penis

Jack's small one eyed woder weasel smells of ass.

by The WERM January 25, 2004

Weaver

Someone who makes up or exaggerates a story or situationto get out of trouble or improve your standing with others. Weave

Bobby said he was couldn't come because he was working, but baz saw him at the Queen's Head... that guy's a weaver

by thebigG September 20, 2006

weasel punch

Where you walk up to somebody and punch them in the back of the head,knocking them out, then shit all over their face.

When Jon wasn't looking i walked up in back of him and weasel punched him.

by Miles, Sven, Paul, Scott July 10, 2006

Alpha Weasels

Backstabbing employees whose inflated ambitions and obsessions with work cause people not to like them and sabotages their chances for advancement

Alpha Weasels are often too consumed by their ambitions to have a life beyond the walls of the office.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004