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wayne shaff

A person with a humongous penis and pleasers the ladies all night and is very sexy
He is so Wayne shaff
by Hdkrjncjfnojfg June 21, 2016
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John Wayne Camp

Dang i just took her to John Wayne Camp and made the nasty.
by Schweaty Balls March 2, 2011
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Wayne’s mansion

Act of ones girlfriend or boyfriend inviting you over for dinner, while you cuff and gag them kill there parents then fuck them in the ass.
Hey bro I went to Wayne’s mansion last night.
by Moca starfish September 22, 2020
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Damian Wayne

Mostly used for annoying little kids and demons. Some say it's the name of the Batman's son.
Guy: My little brother didn't stop screaming, he's such a Damian Wayne!
by Whyareyoubooingmeimright December 11, 2019
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Wayne

There are two types of the man who has this name. The are polar opposites.

The first type is law abiding. He is an honerable & genuine person who has always thought of his future and has saved money for his early retirement at 55.

Because he has always treated himself in a healthy manner, his looks have not changed from the age of 30 to 55.

The second type is very loud, extremely good at lying, manipulating & bullying. This type always has an alcoholic drink in hand or waiting by the front door of the closest liquor store, in anticipation of the door being unlocked so he can keep his buzz uninterrupted. He will have a long criminal record mostly for being drunk or high and not thinking about the consequences of his actions.

As type two ages, he will not be as social as he was when he was younger. He will lose his youthful smile, thick dark hair and huge biceps.

Type two, has he has never thought of saving a dime. He only knows the “spending money like a drunken roughneck” way of life. He has never paid a dime in spousal support so he can’t go to his ex for money anymore. He steals money from his adult children, by borrowing but never returning the borrowed money. Feeling like a loser, this type will move to a different state in order to be away from the people who know him and his toxic way of life.
1) You have had your house paid for since you were 30? You are a type one Wayne Cooke.
2) All you own is in your old rusted up 4 door car? But you used to make $10,000 every month! Oh, I see now, you are the second type of Wayne Cooke.
by Karmahutsdonit May 15, 2023
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Wet Wayne

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone's belly button.
Evan: Dude...Rachael gave me a wet Wayne last night.

Schmelly: WTF is a wet Wayne?

Evan: You know...like a wet Willy...except the finger goes deep inside your button.
by StellinaIna May 11, 2022
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iso wayne

an absolute legend🦅🙏
hey you heard abt iso wayne?

yea bro rip iso🦅❤️
by lemmalemma55 June 30, 2022
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