whacking the bushtit

A beautiful, awesome slang term for female masturbation. It feels so good you sing like a bird!

Today was so stressful! If I'm not whacking the bushtit soon, I'm gonna stab someone in the eye!

by AngryBeaver84 January 22, 2011

walking-road-kill

A person who is too stupid for words. A person that you wonder how and why they are still alive. A person so stupid that you know it's just a matter of time before they are killed by nothing more than their shear stupidity.

On 3 separate occasions I have seen people standing next to their cars unable to unlock their car door because the battery in the key fob had died and they didn't know what to do. On each occasion I took the keys from their hands and unlocked the door WITH THE KEYS! Man! Talk about WALKING-ROAD-KILL!

by m2hss April 25, 2011

walking parking cone

when little people with spray tans let people parallel park in between them

Dude, I just parallel parked in between those walking parking cones.

by Oompa loompa123 June 1, 2011

Walking the lobster

"Walking the lobster" is slang term developed in the 1990's which originated from Detroit.

1) To take a risk.

2) To cross the line.

1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?

Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.

by Gabe Feltenstoner October 3, 2011

Walking Abraham

when your take a female, turn her upside down placing her legs over your shoulders. you then place her muff on your chin like a beard- hence the walking abraham.

Walking Abraham

by Dr Blumpy Dallas Fogbank June 23, 2011

Waking Insomnia

A mental state where your thought process is exactly the same as when you experience insomnia. Generally understood to be triggered by intense and prolonged boredom, from which the patient cannot physically escape, and so psychologically removes them self from their situation.

Over spring break, Jane had to go with her parents to her great-uncle's funeral. When she got back to University, she binge drank to forget the awful memory of experiencing "Waking Insomnia" from sitting through the endless ceremonies for the dead Uncle she didn't give a fuck about.

by thecrippler June 30, 2011

Walking Wetpatch

a really horny looking woman who makes you feel good

she's so hot she's a walking wetpatch

by urbane two wheeler August 25, 2011