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Vegan

A vegan also know as (a piece of shit) is someone who doesn’t eat meat because they think it’s bad? Fucken vegans
I went vegan because i have no life 🐔
by VeganHater001 October 17, 2021
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Road Vegan

Anyone, particularly avid cyclists, who advocates strongly and publicly for traffic calming, road diets, congestion zones or other means to discourage the free use of private motor vehicles.
Tim biked to the community meeting to push for lowering speed limits and adding more bike lanes: typical Road Vegan behavior.
by sensei10 July 22, 2021
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Vegan Spitroast

A Spitroast performed by two women wearing strap-ons. A meatless spitroast.
James so blackout drunk with his lesbian roommate, and her girlfriend, that they ended up Vegan Spitroasting him.
by Meatless Virgin May 12, 2021
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Vegan Barbecue

When a person sticks frozen peas in another's butthole..then sucks them out.
She gave me Vegan Barbecue and now I can't look her in the eye
by DaddyKnows April 27, 2017
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Ex-vegan

A person who chooses not to be vegan anymore and decides to add animal products back into their diet. Many vegans quit veganism due to health problems or for other reasons which means the diet isn’t clearly working for them. Some ex-vegans have said they feel much better after going to back to eating animal products. Not everyone is able to thrive on a vegan diet. These people tend to get hate comments just because they want to add animal products back into their diet. Luckily, there’s also supportive vegans out there who actually respect ex-vegans who choose not to be vegan anymore.
Ex-vegan: I have decided to not be vegan anymore which means I have added animal products back into my diet.
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vegan chili

Hey Amanda how's that spaghetti sauce? It's not spaghetti sauce...it's my vegan chili...
by jiggityjrock September 6, 2016
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Vegan Pancake

A style of hanging lifeless breast tissue often on display at ancient hippy gatherings. Also seen in certain tribal women.
Hey Zajonce - look at that chicks vegan pancakes!

Z: I'd rather not - they are hanging like week old balloons.
by Dr DF September 2, 2017
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