vagina shorts

Shorts so short they go above your vagina.

Dude did see you Chandler's vagina shorts?! and she's fat!

by Eric1034 October 17, 2008

Vagina Day

NOUN

1. What bitter single people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

2. What casual sex partners celebrate on Valentine's Day.

3. What crass people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

ETYMOLOGY: From "Valentine's Day".

"Happy Vagina Day, Cunts!"

by Bonhilda February 14, 2010

Big ole vagina!

A liar usually knows as Seth hoggard

Guy one:you know Seth?

Guy two: yeah he's a "big ole vagina!"

by Johnboyyyz May 2, 2011

sand in my vagina

A good excuse to get out of anything.

Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.

by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003

SEPTIC VAGINA

The end result of a double dipping session where the swaping between anus and vagina transfers fecal matter from one hole to the other resulting in a tuna cunt septic vagina.

Last night's double dipping with johnny was great but now I have a septic vagina!

by chris musico March 26, 2008

Velvet Vagina

Noun-

A girl that won't put out, or is to exclusive for sex (like the velvet red ropes at clubs)

Fred- Dude did you get any last night?
-No, that bitch is a velvet vagina

by hxc_drummer18 July 8, 2009

Vagina

The box the penis cums in.

A vagina is the best box possible to rap your penis in.

by Wun Hung Lo December 28, 2005