Unicorn

A bisexual but single female in a swingers party.

"Hey look... is that a unicorn over by the bar?"

by sueeey June 17, 2013

The Last Unicorn

The woman lies on her back on the bed with her head hanging over the edge, performing felatio on her partner who is standing above her. At the moment of climax, he ejaculates into her hair, creating a silver mane and then places his still erect penis on her forehead. For added effect, Tom Cruise and Mia Sara cardboard cut-outs can be set up nearby. (a variation: instead of placing the erection on her forehead, slide slightly farther forward and fart in her mouth. This is called the pepe le pew)

"An orgasm this legendary deserved The Last Unicorn... he placed his throbbing penis proudly upon her noble forehead, capturing the mythic beauty reflected in her 'My Little Pony' posters."

by zen and the art of unicorning May 16, 2008

Unicorning

Wearing a rubber mask and posing in front of national monuments, cruising through inappropriate venues (funerals, banks, day care centers), dancing at musical festivals, sight-seeing, doing tourist stuff and also everyday things like going to Costco to get samples of food.

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by TheUnicornArmy September 6, 2013

unicorn ass nigga

Someone that is only important inside of ones imagination. Nobody really knows you exist.

Tom is the average unicorn ass nigga, only has imaginary haters.

by Shannzy February 27, 2017

robocop-riding-an-unicorn

A marvelous mix of creatures that have the ultimate answer of the universe . IT IS THE SOLUTION OF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS as well as beautifull :D

omg whats that !
is that a plane ?
is that the super-man ?
no its the robocop-riding-an-unicorn!

by cona da tia December 10, 2010

Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn

A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn, is the gay equivalent of a Panther.
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn is when a younger male, chases older men.

Guy 1: "You know I'm 25 right...?"

Guy 2: "Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean anything, I'm a Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn."

by KickAssKyle January 7, 2011

Unicornlette

noun.
someone (usually a girl) who is really cute but kind of an airhead

girl- runs after a seagull while cackling and turns back to her boyfriend with excitement

boyfriend- (shakes his head and smiles) "you're a silly unicornlette"

by Unicornette April 22, 2011