Scary Uncle

A rather unique method of masturbation for males, whereas the male sits on his dominant hand until the blood flow decreases to the point that the hand has "fallen asleep", then using it to masturbate. Said to give much truer feeling of having another person pleasure oneself, instead of the older method of simply turning one's hand around to masturbate, which doesn't really work anyway. Or, so I've heard.

"Dude, don't touch that guys hand. He's all the time t'rowin' the Scary Uncle on his'self."

by Tío Espantoso November 10, 2005

Uncle Daddy

1. A creepy older gentleman who is somehow connected to one's financial well-being.
2. Chris Bell.
3. Someone who is both your father and uncle.

Hey Carl, are you closing the bar tonight for your Uncle Daddy?

by charlotte blackwell October 18, 2010

uncle fucker

One who participates in sexual acts with his/her uncle.

You dirty uncle fucker!

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

unce

Club music, techno, the basic sound you hear when we feel like dancing.

"Yeah, nothing's better than a bunch of sweaty men humping each other with music going 'unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce'.....

:dancing:

Aww, why'd you stop?"

by Screw the rules i have green hair April 2, 2008

Uncle Jesse

The act of receiving a blowjob from a female who is pooping at the same time.

Matt and Kelly were in the bathroom for 20 minutes, I heard he got an Uncle Jesse!

by Art Mothman November 29, 2010

Uncle Sugar

An alternate meaning for the U.S. government, instead of Uncle Sam, particularly when handing out sweets. Usually said facetiously or sarcastically. Also connotes blind bureaucratic laws that pay people for not working or for researching how drunk women get horny, or even corrupt elected officials who pay off their contributors and voters to keep them in the pork business.

Cain't wait 'til Uncle Sugar gets my money sent so I can buy some more crack!

Uncle Sugar shure knows how to keep peoples voting for him--just give 'em mo' money.

by Gladius Rutter August 5, 2010

Uncle Stoner

Homosexual web stalker.

Uncle Stoner usually describes a person that surfs the web/sucks dick all day. Known to cling on the next man's nuts.

by Wonton March 25, 2003