Twilight

its like a pussy slap here, and mangina slap there, dick suck here, anal over there.

Man I really need a twilight in my ass right now!

by princessfreako August 13, 2010

Twilight Saga

Everyones guilty pleasure. Many claim to hate it yet they have watched every movie to "make fun of it".

Person 1: " Twilight Saga is shit"

Person 2:" Really then why do you keep paying money to watch it when its out in theaters"

Person 1: ".."

by JennaLove July 5, 2012

Twilight

Guys love to hate Edward Cullen because he "sets standards to high" and apparently he's not "a real man". Not every Twilight fan loves Edward because he is "inhumanly beautiful" or because he sparkles. There are some who liked Edward because of he way he loves Bella in the novels, because his character is selfless, a gentleman and most of all because he only had eyes for Bella. If those standards are too high for guys than they do not seem like the kind of guys to care what girls want. Believe it or not women expected these things from a man before Twilight.Girls love to hate Bella because it depicts a character who doesn't read "Seventeen Magazine" or doesn't give half a shit about trivial things such as fashion or does not aspire to look like Meagan Fox or Katy Perry, and of course that must mean that Bella is boring.

"Edward is a pussy"

"Bella from Twilight is a typical Mary Sue."

by atwihaterhater November 9, 2009

Twilight

Best book ever made! Its about a 17 year old girl who moves to another town called Forks to live with her dad. At Forks, she falls in love with a vampire.

so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
what a stupid lamb.
what a sick, masochistic lion
~Bella & Edward from twilight

by Yeah Bro December 20, 2008

The Twilight Zone

A terrible and suffocating atmosphere, specifically pertaining to those generated by the whole high school scene (i.e., Sadie's, Homecoming, spirit rallies, the SPL, etc.). Usually something lame and pathetic occurs which makes one cringe at the sight.

"Nicole and I were shamefully hanging out at the SPL in my car and having a sad good time when these teenage boys started doing pop a wheelies on their bikes in the middle of the parking lot at, like, 11:00 at night. We couldn't even believe what we were seeing. Then the windows starting fogging up from our incessant laughter, which made the whole experience even more surreal. And the whole thing was illuminated by an orange street light. It was like The Twilight Zone."

by Sara Keith April 8, 2009

Facebook Twilight

When two guys resembling Edward Cullen and Jacob Black fight over a girl on facebook, and solely facebook. She starts to feel like Bella Swan and it's a great big stupid love triangle. The bad parts are- nothing is real, nobody really knows unless it's made obvious, the guys will never show up in real life, and they all pretty much waste their time analyzing everything they put as their status.

Mitch, Bobby, and Lisa were caught in a rad mess of Facebook Twilight. They google each others statuses in a frenzy looking for shit, but to outsiders everything looks perfectly normal. Mitch (Edward) acts like the psychotic vampire, and continuously ruins Lisa (Bella)'s life, so obviously Bobby (Jacob) knows he "is better for her than him."

by coolness3981 March 31, 2010

Twilight

I like Twilight. It is about a girl, Bella, falling in love with a vampire, Edward. This is a story about STEPHANIE MEYER'S INTERPRETATION OF VAMPIRES!!! What I found with Twilight, saved my life. I was at a point where i would do anything to look better. Once I read Twilight, I realized that there is someone out there that will love me for my IMPERFECTIONS just as Edward loved Bella.

I hate when people try to compare Twilight to Harry Potter! Yes, they are both fantasy novels but seriously! you are going to compare a book with Vampires to a book with Warlocks and Witches!!!! NO COMPARISON!!!! I LOVE BOTH HARRY POTTER AND TWILIGHT!

So get over yourself with comparing TWO SEPARATE SERIES!!! it is not worth the time!

a: "I love Twilight!"
b: "Harry Potter is WAYYY better!"
a: "Who care's they are nothing alike in the first place!"
b: "Still, Harry Potter is way better!"
a: "who cares? shut up already!!!!"

by twihard93 April 3, 2011